Let's get right to the point - why we are here: UGG boots and sweat pants.
The one that started it all:This is a subject I feel passionately about. And by passionately, I mean I have an undying, burning hatred for.
Both UGG boots and sweat pants, individually, on their own, are bad enough. But when the two are combined, a whole new realm of evil is formed. Eyes bleeding, babies dying, hell fire inferno type evil.
It's an epidemic worse than methamphetamine.
And just like methamphetamine, it is like a car wreck on the side of the expressway - you know you shouldn't watch, you really don't want to look, but you just can't pull your eyes away.
Over the past few months, I have taken my hatred/obsession to a new level. When I see the girls (or guys!) with their fresh new UGGS and Pink sweat pants (bonus points when they have the saggy bottoms) I take a photo of them.
It's like expelling demons. Cleansing the soul of the evil that you have witnessed.
Only, it's really probably more like saving a photograph of that car wreck so you can go back later and show your friends the carnage.
Enjoy!
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